OK Congressman, say "Astroglide!"

I admit, the "astroglide" joke isn't mine. I got it from a cousin a couple of years ago while he was taking a Christmas picture of the family. Still, I can't think of a more appropriate caption for this photo.

Who knows, maybe the Smoking Gun will come up with a special "Neo-con" section on their mugshot page! (See the arrest warrant here.)