Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Will somebody please get this poor man a drink?

Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

The Onion

Bush Urges Nation To Be Quiet For A Minute While He Tries To Think

WASHINGTON, DC­—While acknowledging every American's inalienable right to free speech, the president asked citizens to "hold off on it for, say, 60 seconds."